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 * Crow Over Fashion**

This is the part where we show you sone RIDICULOUS fashion items, just for laughs! So sit back and laugh away! Written by Pokemon Lover.


 * The //Things You Can Find in Your Garage// Collection**



Hey people! This is Pokemon Lover. Today we are talking about one of the Things You Can Find in Your Garage collection, hula hoop purses! Their gorgeous smaller size is amazing, but the designer decide to take it up a notch... A notch too far! These outrageous purses are made by Chanel, but instead of saying,"Simplistic, chic," they say,"WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE?!?!" Seriously, these things are SO HUGE, why not strap a baby elephant to your shoulder and call it a purse! The designer must have waited until the last minute to design this purse, and said to her assistant *French accent* ,"Hans, go down to ze basement and zee vatch you can find. You found a hula hoop? Strap a bag on ze hula hoop and it shall be perfect!" That is seriously what it looks like! I think I can still see the Walmart sticker on it! People, you are depriving kids the right to hula hoop! Well, that's all I got! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go glue slinkies to pieces of cardboard and call them shoes.

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